PMS

[Brenda]

PMS & HORMONES

Thirteen things PMS stands for :

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favourite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect

THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to
do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own
hands ! This is a handy guide that should be as common
as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner ?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner ?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner ?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that ?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW ! Look at you !
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about ?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting ?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheque
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that ?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that ?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day ?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe !
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those
who might need a good laugh, or......men who need a
warning. And remember:

Money talks....but Chocolate sings

[finnmom]

;D ;D ;D ;DTOO TRUE ;D ;D ;D ;D

This is fun, and so accurate!

Marja

[Brocksmom]

I must add one more to the list

14. Putting up w/ Mens Sh*t

[rosyred45]

Why did my husband just tell me to have some chocolate?

My favorite is #14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ;D
Kaiti

[Honeysmom]

That is great! My life in a few sentences.

Dh will say to me, do you have cramps or something? You've eaten 3 times as much as me today! At least someone is keeping track of what is going on!!

Becky

[rosyred45]

That's ok, the pass the shot gun

We were laying on the couch, and I got up to get a piece of left over steak from dinner- needed the protein if you know that I mean.

Hubby decided to inform me that he was going to get me some calarad stuff (diet stuff). , and there goes the piece of steak I was enjoying.

Only kidding, I don't care.....
Not feeling very humorous after that comment
Kaiti