Post by Kaiti on Aug 16, 2005 17:10:13 GMT -5
For those of you that I sent this in an e-mail to, I couldn't follow the directions, so to clarify I am really Tootsie Dippindunkin ;D Everyone needs to tell us who you really are 
We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.
>
>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including the person that sent it to you.
>
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
>more stressful days than not.
>
>Here is your dose of humor...
>
>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget
>to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
>participated.
>
>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
>as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
>Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
>Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
>names...
>
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>your new first name:
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
>the first half of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now
>when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that
>children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times
>a day. Put more laughter in your day.
>
>
>
>**Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
>because you stop laughing**
We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.
>
>Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know
>including the person that sent it to you.
>
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot
>more stressful days than not.
>
>Here is your dose of humor...
>
>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject
>box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget
>to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
>participated.
>
>And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide
>as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
>The following in excerped from a children's book, "Captain
>Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave
>Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new
>names...
>
>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine
>your new first name:
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine
>the first half of your new last name:
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
>
>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now
>when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that
>children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times
>a day. Put more laughter in your day.
>
>
>
>**Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old
>because you stop laughing**
;D Oh, Miles, I always KNEW we were peas in a pod!
