Post by rosyred45 on Jan 31, 2005 21:36:24 GMT -5
It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there
> are
> > > female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I
> > > consider a
> > > true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women
> will
> > > love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
> > >
> > >
> > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work thingytail
> with
> > > her
> > > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
> sexy
> > > middle-aged man entered.
> > >
> > > He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
> him.
> > >
> > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
> > > walked
> > > directly toward her (as all men will).
> > >
> > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he
> > > leaned
> > > over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
> > > anything,
> > > that
> > > you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
> > > condition." (There are always conditions)
> > >
> > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
> > > replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
> three
> > > words."
> > > (controlling, huh?)
> > >
> > > The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
> > > removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
> > > man's hand
> > > along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
> > > slowly, and meaningfully said....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Clean my house."
> > > (YOU GO GIRL!!!)
> are
> > > female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I
> > > consider a
> > > true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women
> will
> > > love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.
> > >
> > >
> > > A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work thingytail
> with
> > > her
> > > girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely
> sexy
> > > middle-aged man entered.
> > >
> > > He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off
> him.
> > >
> > > The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and
> > > walked
> > > directly toward her (as all men will).
> > >
> > > Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he
> > > leaned
> > > over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely
> > > anything,
> > > that
> > > you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one
> > > condition." (There are always conditions)
> > >
> > > Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man
> > > replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just
> three
> > > words."
> > > (controlling, huh?)
> > >
> > > The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly
> > > removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the
> > > man's hand
> > > along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
> > > slowly, and meaningfully said....
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > "Clean my house."
> > > (YOU GO GIRL!!!)