Post by aimee30 on Nov 28, 2004 11:49:27 GMT -5
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. St. Peter looks in his book and tells the cat that he was a good kitty on Earth and welcomes him to Heaven. God says to the cat, "you lived a good life on Earth and what would you like as your eternal reward?" The cat says, "I lived on a farm and had it very good. My owners were very good to me. I did have to sleep on a hard floor though." God says to the cat, "Wait, I have something for you." He returns with a big soft fluffy cat pillow, and tells the cat to rest comfortably. The cat purrs at Him happily, gets on the pillow and curls up to sleep.
A few days later, a large group of field mice is killed in a tractor accident. St. Peter checks his book and tells the mice they were good on Earth and welcomes them to Heaven. God comes up to the mice and says, "You all lived a good life on Earth. What can I give you as your eternal reward?" The mice all get into a huddle and discuss what they need. One mouse, elected as spokesmouse, replies, "Well, God, on earth, we had to run everywhere. We ran from the farmer's wife who chased us with the broom, from the cat, from the horses, everything." God says to the mice, "Wait, I have something for all of you." He comes back with tiny mousie sized roller skates. The mice try them on, and cruise all through Heaven, shouting, "Thanks, God, these are great!!!!"
A few days later, God approaches the sleeping cat and gently wakes him. The cat looks up at Him and grins. God asks him how he is doing. The cat says, "God, this is wonderful, thank you. I am having the best sleep ever with this pillow. And by the way, the Meals On Wheels was a really nice touch!!!!!!!"
A few days later, a large group of field mice is killed in a tractor accident. St. Peter checks his book and tells the mice they were good on Earth and welcomes them to Heaven. God comes up to the mice and says, "You all lived a good life on Earth. What can I give you as your eternal reward?" The mice all get into a huddle and discuss what they need. One mouse, elected as spokesmouse, replies, "Well, God, on earth, we had to run everywhere. We ran from the farmer's wife who chased us with the broom, from the cat, from the horses, everything." God says to the mice, "Wait, I have something for all of you." He comes back with tiny mousie sized roller skates. The mice try them on, and cruise all through Heaven, shouting, "Thanks, God, these are great!!!!"
A few days later, God approaches the sleeping cat and gently wakes him. The cat looks up at Him and grins. God asks him how he is doing. The cat says, "God, this is wonderful, thank you. I am having the best sleep ever with this pillow. And by the way, the Meals On Wheels was a really nice touch!!!!!!!"
