pigs

[HooDunnit]

Do you know any good pig jokes? Or are they too porcine?

Here's one -- "What do you call a pig that won't get off the road?"

A road hog!!

[Linda]

Barry...are you bored today?

[HooDunnit]

I heard it on the radio this morning driving to work. What is wrong with that? Actually, I first had an 8:00 AM dental appt.

How about this one, "A swine time was had by all!!"

[Linda]

[glow=red,2,300] lol[/glow]

[HooDunnit]

Do you know any good pork jokes?

[aimee30]

For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free."

Here's an update for you.....
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize its not worth buying an entire Pig,....
Just to get a little sausage.

[rosyred45]

:oAimee

But dang if it ain't true

[aimee30]

Hey, Barry asked, I just delivered. ;D

[HooDunnit]

That's a good one.

How about this exclamation --

"There's a pork in the road!!"

(instead of "there's a fork in the road")

[rosyred45]

YUP, Barry's on a pig kick

I still like my nun joke ;D Let me know if I haven't told it here

[aimee30]

If you've told it here, it must have been before my time. Course it could be my memory. Or old age. Or DWTCAD (dealing with three children all day)!

[HooDunnit]

There'll by nun of that on a pig thread!!

[aimee30]

You may have heard this one, but here it is Barry:

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"


You're gonna LOVE this....




The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

[rosyred45]

That is too cute Amiee


Alright, Here it is:

Two nun walk into a bar;







The third one ducked ;D ;D ;D