childbirth (cute joke)

[Brocksmom]

I got this e-mail from a friend...once again outta the mouth of babes....


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
> house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old
> girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
> deliver the baby. Very diligently Kathleen did as she was asked. Her mother
> Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
> Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
> asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought about what she had just
> witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
> in the first place. Smack his butt again."

[Linda]

I think trid was the paremedic ;D ;D ;D

[camismom]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Kaiti]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D