Don't do that! ...oops

[Allanque]

What have you done lately just after telling yourself that that would be a really dumb thing to do?

I decided not to take an extra towel out of the drawer, 'cause I won't grab the hot cookie sheet with the hand that doesn't have the towel.

*pops her fingers in her mouth*

Darn right I won't.

*sigh*

[AnneM]

I parked right next to the newly erected bollards in our work car-park ... which meant I had to be a contortionist to get out .... and what happened ... SCRAPE .... CRUNCH ... UGH!!

£750 work of damage .... I could KICK myself!!

[rosyred45]

Oh jeez, pull up with a drink, I could be all day :oBtu I'll keep it short.

Alright, realizing water pressure and toilets use it all until the tank fills, I always tell myself that I will not flush the hopper (when it is just #1)when I am running late and getting into the shower.

Oh MAN, Now I have to wait for the tank to fill

[sportsmom]

ok I am the one who is always picking up hot pans and burning her hands . When I am at work and working in the kitchen I wear plastic gloves on my hands while preparing food for customers----while wearing these "gloves" I will forget that they are plastic and go to grab a sub out of the oven (pizza oven mind you 550 degrees) thinking I am wearing oven mitts NOT!! (yes the plastic sticks to my fingers haha). Every week I am burning my poor fingers LOL. It is amazing that they are not scared yet . Of course this is just my work story I won't even go on about how many times I have burnt my fingers at home LOL

[milesofsmiles]

On the topic of pizzas, a oven mit (the kind you put your whole hand in) is a must. You accidently touch the bottom rack and instintively the had goes up and hit the red hot element. Now it is a double burn. At least with the mit on, when I hit the top element, it only starts on fire and I am staring at a burning mit, kinda cool. The mit is on fire, but I am not getting burned.....

How pizzas have I ruined whe I forgot to take the cardboard off of the pizza?

I will put a can of soda pop in the freezer for a quick chill, only to find sticky goo all over everything the next morning.

I have left my share of icecream (big gasp!) containers on the counter after remembering something else in another room and forgetting I even wanted icecream.....

Miles

[rosyred45]

WHERE'S KAYLA FAYE AND HER KETCHUP IN THE MEDICINE CABINET

[sportsmom]

I have found the foil container and the plastic baggies in the fridge more times than I can count......must have happened while I was clearing the counter LOL

[rosyred45]

Hate it when I'm looking at my coffee cup and pour the milk in the sugar dish

[oliviasmommy]

Ever poured the orange juice in the cereal bowl?
Put the milk back in the cupboard where the cereal goes?
Put the cereal in the fridge?

ALL IN THE SAME MORNING?!!!!!

The other problem I have is that my son drinks Lactaid and if I have both milks out at the same time, I always pour the wrong milk on the cereal - usually when there's no more left of the kind he likes....

I keep telling myself that I really am one of those people who can't walk and chew gum at the same time, but somehow I keep trying! ;D

[catatonic]

I always tell myself I'm going to watch the garlic bread under the broiler more carefully THIS time. Next thing you know, the smoke detector is screaming, smoke is pouring out of the oven and the kids are running around madly screaming, "Mom caught the bread on fire again."

[rosyred45]

I didn't even think of that one

What about the water overflowing in the sink becaause you swore you were watching it, but had to put water in the plants and decided to pull the dead leaves off it