Words with two meanings

[camismom]

Eight Words with two Meanings
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>1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
>Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
>Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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>2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
>Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
>Male.... Playing football without a cup.
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>3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
>Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
>Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
>boys.
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>4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
>Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
>Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
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>5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
>Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
>Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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>6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
>Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
>Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
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>7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
>Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
>Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
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>8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
>Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
>Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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[SKay]

Here's a definition that was missed, maybe because it was too long and wordy

THINGY--a word used to replace any other word that Proboards thinks is "naughty," hence drawing more attention to such "naughty" words when they happen to be part of a totally harmless word and creating ridiculous new words such as thingyroach and thingytail ;D

[Annette]

That was funny.
Let me try one:
thingyatoo

[Linda]

hmmmmm Christy...that is not the version you sent me ;D ;D ;D ;D

[finnmom]

linda said:

hmmmmm Christy...that is not the version you sent me ;D ;D ;D ;D

WHAT, why dont we get THAT VERSION :o8-) So linda, was it better or what

Oh, but i love that list, it´s so accurate and funny, thank´s Christy, althouhg we got some how altrered version....

[tridlette]

I want to see the un~edited version!

And as for the filter:

How about the signer of the Constitution, John Hanthingy

[camismom]

Trid and Marja, I sent the unedited version to you. The first part is the same, then it has more that I excluded from here. I'll let the mods decide if they want to include that here. lol

It IS funny stuff though. hehe