50 state mottos

[rosyred45]

Linda, thank you soooooo much for showing me this site, now with out further adu(how ever you spell it)
50 State Mottos From Mothersfromhell2

Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
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Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
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Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney ...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!



Now we just have to think of something for England, Canada, Belgum and Finland ;D ;D

[tridlette]

Actually... New Hampshire (cow hampshire) is

Live, Freeze, or Die!

[rosyred45]

Uh oh, is there a conflict of interest with the canadiens on the board and the Michigan people ;D he he

I like Jersey's personally. When we cam of the Del Memorial Bridge a few months ago-to our island- it says WLECOME TO NEW JERSEY in big bold letters......I told Mike they need to add on NOW GO HOME-----just kidding though ;D ;D ;D

[Linda]

No conflict here in Michigan....we love the Canadians!!

[finnmom]

Kaiti ;D

those are all fun, I have hard time picking up one I like most.

[camismom]

I think I might have to take offense at Georgia's. ;D

[jdmom]

Hey, I'm from Arkansas and I can read! Along with the other 10 percent of the population!

[sportsmom]

LOL!!

I thought for sure Michigan would say "Are you a yooper or a troll"? hehehe

[rosyred45]

Alright, what's a yopper or troll?

I think they are cute

And Delaware is SO true. Everytime we cross the bridge we smell the difference

[tridlette]

Yep, I came from Vermont, but I spent a lot of my life in "Tax"achusetts.

Pennsylvania coal mines, yep! Please support our locals, heat with coal!

Yep! Mom and Dad are from West Virginia. They were best friends before they were family... one big happy family.

And yep, my brother in Alburqueque has two pet lizards!

[catseye]

Alright, what's a yopper

A yooper is a person from the upper peninsula of michigan...

cat

[Linda]

And they don't much like the rest of us in the lower peninsula! ;D

[sportsmom]

And since the yoopers don't like us in the lower pennisula they call us trolls because we live under the bridge (Mackinaw Bridge that is). ;D ;D

[rosyred45]

Thank you for the enlightenment.

My daughter got a handme down shirt from years ago when South Jersey wanted to succeed from North Jersey

FREE SOUTH JERSEY...

I think I might have to start that up again ;D