New labels for Alcohol

Kaiti
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New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 8:06:55 GMT -5

Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 8:06:55 GMT -5

;DAlright, I got this in an e-mail and HAD to put it up. Some of you have gotten it..but for the rst of you, here's a fun laugh:

How Funny!! I know a few people that may have needed these warnings !! (including myself!!! hehe)

Liquor Warning Labels

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted
the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of
alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your butt kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you tihnk you can tipe real gode

Have a great Day and remember don't drink and drive

When the tides of Life turn against you, and the waves upset your boat; Don't think of the way things might have been,
JUST LIE ON YOUR BACK AND FLOAT
Tara- 10
Mikey-8-adhd

mothercat Member Emeritus With a little luck and a lot of Gods help anything is possible! Posts: 1,468	New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 8:30:08 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mothercat on Sept 21, 2005 8:30:08 GMT -5 ;D ;D ;D ;D boy did you bring back some memories....that is how we got Jared in the first place...I thought I could actually count to 14 after a whle bottle of good vino. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
	Odie Jared 11 adhd / dysgraphic Bud 15 teenager / tbd

Linda Moderator Love your kids...no matter what!! Posts: 10,694	New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 8:53:04 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Linda on Sept 21, 2005 8:53:04 GMT -5 What part applies to you Kaiti? ;D ;D ;D ;D
	Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt,kindness causes misunderstanding,mistrust, and hostility to evaporate~~Albert Sch weitzer Gramma to Paul...17....ADHD~Been off meds since age 16 "SuperGranny"10,000 Club~~~~~~

Kaiti Moderator Posts: 7,842	New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 9:37:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 9:37:38 GMT -5 ???Have to give it a little thought #'s 1,2,3,4,7,8,9, 11, 12 ;D ;D ;D What about you Linda ;D
	When the tides of Life turn against you, and the waves upset your boat; Don't think of the way things might have been, JUST LIE ON YOUR BACK AND FLOAT Tara- 10 Mikey-8-adhd

Linda Moderator Love your kids...no matter what!! Posts: 10,694	New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 12:45:21 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Linda on Sept 21, 2005 12:45:21 GMT -5 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DNone of the above!
	Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt,kindness causes misunderstanding,mistrust, and hostility to evaporate~~Albert Sch weitzer Gramma to Paul...17....ADHD~Been off meds since age 16 "SuperGranny"10,000 Club~~~~~~

camismom Guest	New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 14:35:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by camismom on Sept 21, 2005 14:35:30 GMT -5 uh huh! Now we'll know what Kaiti's been up to next time we notice a typo on here! Andy needed that 4th warning the night he met my mom for the first time! ;D ;D ;D ;D Boy was THAT night (and meeting) a riot! ;D

Kaiti
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New labels for Alcohol Sept 21, 2005 16:33:14 GMT -5

Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 16:33:14 GMT -5

8-)I'll be honest 8-)

The more I drink the better you look. Oops sorry, wrong person ;D ;D ;D ;DJUST KIDDING ;D ;D

If I happen to have a shot or two, I usually am better because I don't want it to look like I was drinking 8-)

Besides, I just started really using the spell check this morning. Haven't done too bad either ;D

HAHA only had 2 typos before I used it this time 8-)

When the tides of Life turn against you, and the waves upset your boat; Don't think of the way things might have been,
JUST LIE ON YOUR BACK AND FLOAT
Tara- 10
Mikey-8-adhd

sweety
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New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 12:59:07 GMT -5

Post by sweety on Sept 22, 2005 12:59:07 GMT -5

Those quotes remind me of college. Cheap beer in styrofoam cups. Bad bands. Disco dancing on the cement patios of boys dorms. Holding on to trees to help me walk back to my dorm. Some how I managed to graduate with a 3.0 after minoring in Dorm Parties and Short Dark Headed Men.

sweety Senior Member Posts: 396	New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 13:01:30 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by sweety on Sept 22, 2005 13:01:30 GMT -5 Sorry my last reply came out twice. I have a new warning that was my problem Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you want to pinch behinds of men you don't know.

catseye Moderator Posts: 1,926	New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 13:15:52 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by catseye on Sept 22, 2005 13:15:52 GMT -5 I deleted one sweety... Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you want to pinch behinds of men you don't know. LOL!! I have had that problem a time or 2 also... cat
	Step daughter ADHD, autistic, and hearing impaired One son

Linda Moderator Love your kids...no matter what!! Posts: 10,694	New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 13:42:02 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Linda on Sept 22, 2005 13:42:02 GMT -5 cat.....you have had the problem of pinching mens behinds?
	Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt,kindness causes misunderstanding,mistrust, and hostility to evaporate~~Albert Sch weitzer Gramma to Paul...17....ADHD~Been off meds since age 16 "SuperGranny"10,000 Club~~~~~~

catseye Moderator Posts: 1,926	New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 13:48:07 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by catseye on Sept 22, 2005 13:48:07 GMT -5 ;D ;D Maybe once or twice!! Actually the problem is the alcohol makes me WANT to pinch men's behinds... What can I say I am a "butt" woman!! ;D ;D cat
	Step daughter ADHD, autistic, and hearing impaired One son

SKay Member Emeritus Posts: 1,126	New labels for Alcohol Sept 22, 2005 15:56:34 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by SKay on Sept 22, 2005 15:56:34 GMT -5 Seems like I remember that Christy has a story about that also. ;D
	Last Edit: Sept 22, 2005 15:57:16 GMT -5 by SKay "I am not what I ought to be, I am not what I wish to be, and I am not what I hope to be; but by the grace of God, I am not what I once was." John Newton (adapted) son - 8 ADHD daughter - 4

Kaiti Moderator Posts: 7,842	New labels for Alcohol Sept 25, 2005 21:18:36 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Kaiti on Sept 25, 2005 21:18:36 GMT -5 ;D ;D ;D ;Dwe went to the race today ;D ;D ;D ;Dseen one guy put his hand under his girlfriend.......she jumped up and smacked him ;D ;D ;Dhe tipped a few back ;D ;D ;D
	When the tides of Life turn against you, and the waves upset your boat; Don't think of the way things might have been, JUST LIE ON YOUR BACK AND FLOAT Tara- 10 Mikey-8-adhd

Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 8:06:55 GMT -5

Post by mothercat on Sept 21, 2005 8:30:08 GMT -5

Post by Linda on Sept 21, 2005 8:53:04 GMT -5

Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 9:37:38 GMT -5

Post by Linda on Sept 21, 2005 12:45:21 GMT -5

Post by camismom on Sept 21, 2005 14:35:30 GMT -5

Post by Kaiti on Sept 21, 2005 16:33:14 GMT -5

Post by sweety on Sept 22, 2005 12:59:07 GMT -5

Post by sweety on Sept 22, 2005 13:01:30 GMT -5

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Post by Kaiti on Sept 25, 2005 21:18:36 GMT -5