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Post by camismom on Oct 15, 2004 10:14:29 GMT -5
OK, to go along with the stupid bumper stickers... I had to add one for stupid questions. I laugh everytime I hear people ask this one. While in a restaurant last night, I hear someone asking the waitress about a certain dish. They ask: "So, is this stuff good?" I'm waiting for the day I hear them reply, "no, that stuff tastes like crap!! Don't order that junk!" haha Then, today, I kid you not, I had a very blonde and ditzy co-worker actually ask me: "How do you spell C.B.&T?" This is a name of a local bank.  |
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Post by rosyred45 on Oct 15, 2004 10:40:55 GMT -5
Oh I can believe the stupid questions. How about: Ewwwww this is nasty, do you want to taste it  |
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Post by camismom on Oct 15, 2004 10:48:36 GMT -5
That is a good one Kaiti. |
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Post by camismom on Oct 15, 2004 10:49:48 GMT -5
How about the ever so funny question from parents:
"Do you want a spanking?"
I can't wait to hear a kid say, "yeah mom/dad, go ahead and whip the crap out of me!"
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Post by rosyred45 on Oct 15, 2004 10:53:10 GMT -5
DO I NEED TO STOP THIS CAR? DO I NEED TO TAKE OFF THE BELT? When you just sit down at a diner and the waitress comes over: CAN I GET YOU GUYS SOMETHING. nope just taking a break, we'll just sit here a while  |
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Post by tridlette on Oct 15, 2004 11:21:02 GMT -5
DH comes home after work and SEES there is junk on the counter, in the sink, and on the table and asks
Is dinner ready?
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My old boss just called on the phone:
Me: Hello!
Hank: Can you talk?
Me thinking: No, that was telepathy you heard!
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And of course, Jeff Foxworthy's "what time is Midnight Mass?"
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I had my Cub Scouts selling popcorn at Walmart as a fundraiser...
We opened one box and put some out in dixie cups as samples.
Shaun very politely held up a cup and said to the first customer walking by, "Would you like to buy a free sample of Cub Scout Popcorn?"
When we were done laughing, the wonderful gentleman BOUGHT a large tin of the stuff we had FOR SALE!
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Post by finnmom on Oct 15, 2004 13:00:43 GMT -5
LOL these are good, I just love that "can you talk?" line, always as funny  |
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Post by milesofsmiles on Oct 15, 2004 13:18:36 GMT -5
Thanks, everyone. I needed a chuckle.
Miles:)
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Post by tridlette on Oct 15, 2004 14:44:53 GMT -5
Miles... I hope you truly appreciate your screen name in the way I do... a street engineer who makes all lights green and miles and miles of drivers SMILE! It's nice to see your avatar stays green so long! |
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Post by milesofsmiles on Oct 15, 2004 14:59:34 GMT -5
I have to admit that I am a little freaked out by your cat. I may have nightmares for weeks now  Miles |
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Post by camismom on Oct 15, 2004 15:04:53 GMT -5
Now, let's not pick on Uncle Sam.... Laurie worked hard to become "special". hehe
As far as questions... I like people calling me at work and asking:
"hey, what ya doing?"
"Um.... working?"
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Post by SKay on Oct 15, 2004 16:01:32 GMT -5
People come to me at work and say, "Can I ask you a question?" Occasionally, I'll say, "You just did."
BTW, am I the only one who can't see Trid's cat--just that ole red x?
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Post by tridlette on Oct 15, 2004 16:05:29 GMT -5
BTW, am I the only one who can't see Trid's cat--just that ole red x? Oh, no! Did you X my Sam? Pout , pout. Maybe he just went out alley catting for a while. He is still posing quietly here on my screen, not making silly swatting moves with his paw like Linda's cat  |
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Post by camismom on Oct 15, 2004 17:20:36 GMT -5
OH NO! Uncle Sam has been cat-napped!! I don't see him either! Quick, what's the number for 911? (another stupid question I've heard) |
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Post by Linda on Oct 15, 2004 18:13:02 GMT -5
How about when you are still eating the waitress says...Do you need a box for that?DUH !!!! |
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