Things I've learned

[tridlette]

[glow=red,2,300]SMART PEOPLE LEARN FROM THEIR OWN MISTAKES[/glow]


[glow=red,2,300] ;D REALLY SMART PEOPLE LEARN FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S MISTAKE[/glow]

[loveforeric]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is a great thread.... ;D ;D

I have learned that what I think cleaning up is, the kids don't exactly agree.

I have learned that girls are SO NOT COOL!

I have recently learned that when you can't find the kids toothbrushes always look in the toilet first.

To go with the last one, I ahve learned to never leave a child alone near the toilet-EVER!!! ;D

[songwriter]

I've learned not to sneeze with a mouthful of chewed up carrots

I've learned never to pee into the wind

I've learned that "shut up" is a really good introduction to a fight with Wifey

I've learned not to put cheap odor drops in my shoes (Several years ago and my feet are still not the same)

[rosyred45]

I've learned that when hubby says "I don't care" when I ask him something, he doesn't like getting something that he doesn't like. But he didn't care enough to tell me ;D

Hubby has learned that when boys are little, they don't always put the lid down, and when you don't look you get a wet butt and a sore tail bone-----HAHAHA NOW HE KNOWS HOW IT FEELS YEAHHHHHHHHH

[aimee30]

Kaiti your post reminded me of something else I've learned. With three males in the house, I always check to make sure the lid is down and dry.

[rosyred45]

EWWW, nothing worse than a wet butt

[aimee30]

Amen Kaiti!

[Linda]

I am with you aimee and kaiti!!!!Put that darn lid down!!!!

[rosyred45]

I'm about ready to tell Mikey to go outside :ojust not in the side yard

[camismom]

songwriter said:

Never sit on a hard wooden church pew after eating chili.

lol, songwriter! lol

I've learned that moms have no sense for fashion and that 80's music is lame.

[sportsmom]

I must say I have learned alot just from reading this thread LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[milesofsmiles]

I have learned that learning about the amazing wonders of life never stops.

I have learned that laughing uncontrollably until your guts hurt is just as funny as the thing that started you laughing.

Laughing uncontrollably with a friend is funnier that the above.

Learned that living without your parents does not mean they actually ever leave you.

I have learned that leaving the seat up on the toilet may invite the total removal of that seat for an indefinate period of time.

Miles

[rosyred45]

I've learned to be quiet when any sport or Star Trek is on.

I've learned that some people really have peed on electric fences just to see what happens-ask my FIL

I've learned that to be a member of society around here, you must own at least one boat, and it must be prominantly displayed in the side yard

[ohmama]

I've learned never to change a diaper in the dark. What you think is just pee could very well be loose, watery poop.

Also, when you just move into a new house and don't know the neighborhood..... never drive around at night in an effort to get your baby to stop crying and go to sleep. I got lost (this was before I got my cell phone Kaiti). The worst part is I was wearing my pajamas and bugs bunny slippers with the floppy ears. It took a while to find my house. Not fun.

[rosyred45]

Yes MAMA, I hear you

That's why I don't go out at night.

I ahve learned that the E on the gas gauge doesn't mean enough-learned that in the dark on a back country road with no street lights----even if I did have a CELL phone, I would have gotten yelled at for wakingup mom or dad AND been told to keep walking

I've finally figured out not to set my heart on anything, because I'll only be disappointed that I don't get it