Post by rosyred45 on Jun 22, 2004 10:57:12 GMT -5
Now, as I was reading through some of these, I left it my duty to post this. This being meant as a joke, can be percieved as "My kids do that" or "I do that":
-Take shopping carts for the express purpose of fillinf them up and stranding them at strategic locations
-Ride those little electronic carts at the front of the store
-Set all of the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
-Run up to an employee(preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where's the bathroom?"
-Try on bras over top of your clothing
-While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice, "Sex and Candy"
-Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens
-Tune all of the radios to a polka station; turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
-play with the automatic doors.
-Walk up to a complete strangers and say" I haven't seen you in so long!....." See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
-While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, " Who buys this crap anyhow?"
-Repeat number 12 in the jewlery department
-leave small sacrafices int he hands of the mannequines
-Play soccer with a group of friends, using the whole store as the playing field.
-As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mezmerized and say, "Wow Magic"
-Move "caution wet floor signs" to a carpeted area
-Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
-Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling the all the spray air fresheners
-Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying," I'm Batman, Come, Robin, to the batcave"
-Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
-Play with the calculators so that they all spell HELLO upside down.
-When people ask you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Would you people just leave me alone!"
-Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
-Take bets on the battle described above
-Dart around suspicously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
-Attempt to fit into a very large gym bag
-In the auto department try your Madonna look with various funnels
-Realphabetize the cd's in electronics
-While walking, pretend someone is walking with you and get into a very serious conversation, ie: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! Iknew there was another, but I thought I won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the floor screaming.
-When an announcement comes over the speakers, assume the fetal position and scream " It's the voices again"
-Ask other customers if they have any grey Poupon
-Go to an empty check out stand and try to check people out.
Alright, tired of typing, just think of what you can do....or what you have done........ ;D
-Take shopping carts for the express purpose of fillinf them up and stranding them at strategic locations
-Ride those little electronic carts at the front of the store
-Set all of the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals
-Run up to an employee(preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "Where's the bathroom?"
-Try on bras over top of your clothing
-While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice, "Sex and Candy"
-Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens
-Tune all of the radios to a polka station; turn them all off and turn the volumes to 10.
-play with the automatic doors.
-Walk up to a complete strangers and say" I haven't seen you in so long!....." See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
-While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, " Who buys this crap anyhow?"
-Repeat number 12 in the jewlery department
-leave small sacrafices int he hands of the mannequines
-Play soccer with a group of friends, using the whole store as the playing field.
-As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mezmerized and say, "Wow Magic"
-Move "caution wet floor signs" to a carpeted area
-Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from bed and bath.
-Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling the all the spray air fresheners
-Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying," I'm Batman, Come, Robin, to the batcave"
-Randomly throw things into neighboring aisles.
-Play with the calculators so that they all spell HELLO upside down.
-When people ask you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Would you people just leave me alone!"
-Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
-Take bets on the battle described above
-Dart around suspicously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible
-Attempt to fit into a very large gym bag
-In the auto department try your Madonna look with various funnels
-Realphabetize the cd's in electronics
-While walking, pretend someone is walking with you and get into a very serious conversation, ie: "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! Iknew there was another, but I thought I won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the floor screaming.
-When an announcement comes over the speakers, assume the fetal position and scream " It's the voices again"
-Ask other customers if they have any grey Poupon
-Go to an empty check out stand and try to check people out.
Alright, tired of typing, just think of what you can do....or what you have done........ ;D
And Tara is trying to give me bathing suit pointers 
